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  • Brooks Simpson Oct 25, 2007

    Okay … now why do you hate America? 🙂

  • Rob Wick Oct 25, 2007

    Kevin,
    I thought it surely would have been “Stonewall Jackson Testicles” that made it come up first. Oh well, who can argue with success?

    Best
    Rob

  • GreenmanTim Oct 25, 2007

    Possible reasons for such a Google query:

    1) Confusion as to Stonewall Jackson’s gender: hint – the beard is a giveaway.

    2) A desire to know where Stonewall stood on the matter of sex and if he approved of it, with whom and under what circumstances, and all to answer the question; “What would Stonewall do?”

    3) To see whether a particular sexual practice in which a smaller partner moves against the right flank of a larger one should be euphemistically called a “Stonewall Jackson.”

    4) Because the full query should have been “Michael Jackson Sex” but the Googler had been reduced to a cryonic torper after viewing “Gods and Generals” and had nothing but Stonewall on the brain.

  • Kevin Levin Oct 25, 2007

    Sorry Tim, but you are on your own with this one. I’m in enough trouble with alot of folks as it is (LOL).

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