Update: David Corbett offered this alternative over at Walking in the Berkshires:
Kevin the Carpetbagger with his liberal opinions, Delights in flogging the white Old Dominion, Sadly, he’s a fish out of water and not a Virginian, Pity the Civil War Memorist born white and not black, The priviledged school teacher on the attack, How different t’would be were inner city student his minons!
I love it The insecurity is palpable! Thanks Dave.
Unique among buffs is this fine Charlottes-villain, He’s unmoved by manoevers, knows that war’s about killin’, Black confederate myths to debunk he’s most willin’. A fresh look at our past offers Civil War Mem’ry, (And fresh templates as well, he’s gone through 43), His High School is blessed, makes me wish I were still in!