I Hope All of You Have a Merry [confederate] Christmas! Kevin Levin December 22, 2010 @KevinLevin 36 comments Civil War Culture Civil War Art "Confederate Christmas" by Dan Nance Share this Post Pin It No related posts. 36 comments… add one Robert Moore December 22, 2010, 5:30 am Don’t y’all know… Santa comes from the SOUTH Pole and all that NORTH Pole garbage is because of long-legged Yankee lies in our education system. True revisionist history to warm our hearts in the holiday season. Reply Ken Noe December 22, 2010, 6:01 am Dec. 24, 1863: Santa Claus surrenders to Nathan Bedford Forrest after a particularly sharp night action in western Tennessee. Tomorrow the men of Forrest’s Escort will feast on reindeer. Reply Marc Ferguson December 22, 2010, 9:59 am We won’t talk about what happened to the rest of the elves, who were attempting to surrender… Reply Scott MacKenzie December 22, 2010, 10:20 am Yeah right, elves. Reply Robert Welch December 22, 2010, 6:24 am “Swords? Guns? Bugles? I asked you for full rations for my men as well as new horses to replace the ones that we’ve ridden nearly to death. Private Jenkins letter to you explicitly asked for new socks for the whole command. And you bring us guns? Jefferson Davis, take off that beard.” Reply Kevin Levin December 22, 2010, 7:40 am The secular assault against Christmas and all things Southern continues. So sad. Reply Scott MacKenzie December 22, 2010, 9:40 am Say what you like about the historical inaccuracies, but many people will buy this print and put it in their homes. Reply Kevin Levin December 22, 2010, 9:42 am I don’t doubt it for a second. By the way, what exactly is historically inaccurate? Reply Marc Ferguson December 22, 2010, 10:01 am “… what exactly is historically inaccurate?” Forrest took no prisoners. Reply Bob Huddleston December 22, 2010, 10:13 am NDF in an immaculate uniform? Reply Scott MacKenzie December 22, 2010, 9:56 am Mr. Levin, I understand the joke but here it goes: One, where are they? I admit to having spent a handful of winters in the South, but that snow-covered landscape looks more like Vermont than Virginia. Maybe parts of northwestern Virginia, East Tennessee or western North Carolina could look like that but seeing uniformed Confederate soldiers there would have been rare. Second, it uses the modern representation of Santa Claus rather than the one more common to the 1860s. Third, unless Santa raided a department store in a northern city beforehand, those goods would have been in short supply in the Confederacy. But it is Christmas. Reply Kevin Levin December 22, 2010, 10:09 am I appreciate the comments, but you are taking this way too seriously. It’s simply a ridiculous print that we are having some fun with today. Reply Scott MacKenzie December 22, 2010, 10:14 am My point exactly: neo-Confederates pride themselves on being historically ‘accurate’ yet pay good money for things that clearly break that rule. Caveat emptor, as always. The only real Christmas gift of the Civil War was the city of Savannah, given by Sherman to President Lincoln in December 1864. Reply Woodrowfan December 22, 2010, 11:17 am I’ve lived in (northern) Virginia for over 20 years and I have seen snow like that here. However, it doesn’t last very long. A few days of sun and temperatures in the 40s and it’ll be dirty slush and mud… But at any rate, I’m sure Forrest would appreciate a “white” Christmas… Reply Corey Meyer December 22, 2010, 11:17 am Is Santa giving the sword to NBF or is NBF conscripting Santa into Confederate service? From what I understand is that there were between 50,000 and 100,000 Santas in Confederate service that nobody likes to talk about because it does not fit the Liberal/communist/marxist view of the war. Reply Mike Gorman December 22, 2010, 11:41 am Was this picture made as a joke, or is it actually something the artist is selling? Either way, that’s hilarious. Reply Kevin Levin December 22, 2010, 12:11 pm It’s definitely for sale and it beats Thomas Kinkaide hands down. Eat your heart out, Mort Kunstler. Reply Dan Wright December 22, 2010, 11:49 am And what did Santa have for the good little Union soldiers? Reply Woodrowfan December 22, 2010, 12:49 pm Atlanta, Nashville, Mobile, Savanna, Petersburg, Richmond…. Reply Brooks D. Simpson December 22, 2010, 12:00 pm Nathan Bedford Forrest returning Abel Straight’s sword. Reply Matt McKeon December 22, 2010, 12:32 pm Actually Forrest is surrendering to Santa. You can see Santa has already got the rest of the men’s arms and equipment in his bag. Reply Margaret D. Blough December 22, 2010, 10:26 pm That’s what I thought too, ho, ho, ho! Actually, it’s Braxton Bragg in disguise and NBF is about to get a BIG Christmas surprise as soon as Bragg disarms him. Reply Lee White December 23, 2010, 12:22 pm LOL, Thats great. Reply Kevin Levin December 22, 2010, 3:57 pm It just hit me that this print is really sick. Am I really to believe that Santa is handing Forrest a sword to be used to kill people. This dude is really disturbed. Oh well, Merry Christmas. LOL Reply Will Stoutamire December 22, 2010, 4:11 pm Wait, you’re just now realizing that this print is sick? I’m curious to know what happened to Santa’s reindeer. Perhaps they were conscripted into Confederate service! Reply Kevin Levin December 22, 2010, 4:53 pm I guess I didn’t really think about it. Reply Woodrowfan December 24, 2010, 7:30 am NO! They all volunteered, and over 100,000 magic reindeer served in the Confederate Army, but that fact was hidden by Yankee historians! And Jackson had an honor guard of 2 regiments of elves… Alas, because they were all so short (being elves and all) they never show up in photos…. Reply Chris Meekins December 24, 2010, 5:20 am You forget that CS Lewis has Santa doing the same thing in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe – handing out swords and knives to fight the White Witch. Reply Matt McKeon December 22, 2010, 4:10 pm Kevin, maybe its a particularly saber shaped candy cane. Reply Bill Draper December 22, 2010, 4:16 pm Actually, this is the Last Meeting of Forrest and Santa. Later, Santa was accidentally shot by his own elves as he was returning to the North Pole. Reply TF Smith December 22, 2010, 5:33 pm NBF is a misfit toy… Reply mattwantstoteach December 22, 2010, 5:50 pm This guy founded the KKK. Shouldn’t Santa be giving him coal? Reply Kevin Levin December 22, 2010, 5:52 pm Don’t you think we all deserve a little present on Christmas? Reply Nat Turners Son December 25, 2010, 9:17 am A bad inaccurate painting for the unwashed masses. Reply Terry N Carolyn Fowler December 19, 2012, 12:00 pm Merry Christmas to all N.C. reenactors & family & friends. Reply Jeff Fiddler November 15, 2013, 7:51 pm Great picture. I was in Northeast Alabama in November years ago and got hit with a sudden blizzard. At least five inches of snow. Everything down, telephone lines, power, highways, you name it. Was really lucky in that my wife and I were trapped at a real nice holiday inn and I was able to walk to a Wal-Mart and get their last pair of good rubber boots. Yes it does snow like that sometimes in the sunny south and since no one knows how to drive in that kind of weather the number of accidents rises to the tenth power. Yes, I do think it is NBF surrendering to Santa – that’s the only version that makes any sense. Here is the REAL VERSION, not some neo-confederate composite: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:1863_harpers.jpg Reply Leave a Comment Cancel Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.