Just Another Day in the Life of the Black Confederate Soldier

[Hat-tip to Mark Dunkelman]

… R-Truth interrupts Vince and Austin. Truth comes out dressed like a Confederate soldier and is singing a tune about Little Jimmy. Truth says he’s supposed to apologize for what he did last week. Vince shows us a clip of Truth berating fans last week. Truth says he’s a good little Truth and apologizes to Big Jimmy, Little Jimmy and the soda he threw. Truth repeats that he’s sorry. Austin says he should be sorry for dressing up like a jackass. Truth says he’s dressed like this because he knows where he’s at – Richmond, Virginia. Truth calls it the capitol of the Confederacy and rambles on, calling the people inbred rednecks. A “you suck” chant breaks out. Truth says the Confederacy “succeeded” from the United States, so tonight, he is “succeeding” from WWE. Truth says they can keep the title match. After tonight, WWE won’t make anymore money off him. Vince asks Truth if R is his real first name and asks how to spell it. They go on when The Miz’s music hits and out he comes. Miz asks “really?” as he walks to the ring.

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3 comments… add one

  • Corey Meyer Jun 8, 2011

    sigh!!!

    • Andy Hall Jun 8, 2011

      What, no observations on the farbtastic farbiness of the farbilicious costume? ;-)

  • Scott Manning Jun 8, 2011

    It is sad, because in that ring are shades of a better era of the WWE. I miss the days of Stone Cold, The Rock, and DX.

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