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Finger Lickin’ Dead

by Kevin Levin on February 13, 2012 · 20 comments · Follow me on

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While everyone else is anticipating a vampire slaying Lincoln, I give you Mel Gibson in “The Colonel”.


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Roger E Watson February 13, 2012 at 3:08 pm 1

An academy award performance !! And Mel wasn’t too bad either ! ;-)

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Arthur Burghardt February 13, 2012 at 10:36 pm 2

Mel: I love it… you have completely redeemed yourself, brother, with this spoof… it looks damned good… why aren’t Danny Glover and I in it along with you…finger lickin’ good! AB

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Kevin Levin February 14, 2012 at 3:22 am 3

I posted it back in 2009, but I thought it deserved to be re-aired. It’s a classic.

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John Maass February 14, 2012 at 2:45 am 4

They left out the seen where the Jewish cop pulls him over and….

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James F. Epperson February 14, 2012 at 3:54 am 5

WTF?

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Kevin Levin February 14, 2012 at 3:55 am 6

No questions, James. Just sit back and enjoy. :-)

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Rob Baker February 14, 2012 at 8:12 am 7

Out of curiosity, has anyone read that book; Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

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Kevin Levin February 14, 2012 at 8:13 am 8

I have no plans to read it.

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Rob Baker February 14, 2012 at 8:22 am 9

You owe it to yourself.

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Todd Arrington February 14, 2012 at 8:29 am 10

I have read the Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter book. Ridiculous, of course, but kind of fun as long as you understand and acknowledge the ridiculousness. It’s a quick read. You can get through it in a day.

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Rob Baker February 15, 2012 at 5:35 am 11

I loved how it seemed to match up with the history in every aspect so much that it made sense. It was such a fun leisure read.

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Keith Harris February 15, 2012 at 11:52 am 12

Ha – so it looks like whenever Mel is not spewing anti-semetism, misogyny, or hating the English, he actually has a sense of humor.

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Kevin Levin February 15, 2012 at 12:18 pm 13

Mel redefines what it means for actors to take risks with their roles.

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Margaret D. Blough February 16, 2012 at 5:00 am 14

Check out his father. It doesn’t excuse Mel, but it explains a lot.

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Kevin Levin February 16, 2012 at 5:22 am 15

No thanks. One nutty Gibson is sufficient. :-)

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Margaret D. Blough February 16, 2012 at 4:59 am 16

It’s hysterical! Thanks, Kevin. As for the Abraham Lincoln book, while I’m still not sure if I want to read it, I don’t have problems with books that are clear that they are not pretending to be historically accurate.

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John Buchanan February 16, 2012 at 7:25 am 17

Somewhere, Ron Maxwell looks up from a stupor and wonders the possibilities….Gone With The Wiener.

I can see the cast

Bobby Flat as Rhett Butler
Rachel Ray as Scarlett O’Hara
Giada DeLaurentiss as Melanie Wilkes
Alton Brown as Ashley Wilkes
Emeril Legasse as PGT Beauregard
Mario Batali as Gerald O’Hara
Robert Irvine as Lieutenant Colonel Arthur Fremantle

And a special appearance by Paula Deen as Mary Chestnut

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Tom Thompson February 16, 2012 at 6:58 pm 18

There’s a good music track to go with Mel’s Colonel Spoof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51_43SuQjEc

It is as big a waste of time as Mel’s movie short…equally funny!!!

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